I always found it amusing when people talked about "ants in your pants" or bugs crawling up ones shorts. This sort of thing never happened to me so it seemed very far out. That is until today. I was walking along minding my own business when I felt this peculiar sensation. At first I thought it was folded fabric unfolding itself. However there was definite movement. I reached down and felt something underneath the cloth. Definitely bug sized. I had it trapped between my fingers and seriously thought about squishing it. But what about the mess?
So I shook the little booger out. I don't know what it was but was glad it didn't bite me or get too far up.